(Brit’s interpretation of the Battle of Thermopylae)
So the source for this story is the National Ledger, and I’m not familiar enough with them to know if they’re reliable, but the story was too good not to report. They say Britney Spears has been offered a role in The Yellow Star of Sophia and Eton. Yes, that kind of yellow star.
If she accepts the role, Britney will reportedly play the main role of Sophia LaMont, who creates a time machine and travels back to World War II where she meets a Jewish man called Eton at a concentration camp. They then fall in love and travel back to the present day with the intention of getting married but they are both killed by Nazis. [NL]
Jeez, guys, tell us the ending why don’t you. So basically, it’s like Where the Red Fern Grows but with Jews instead of coon hounds, and with time traveling Nazis*. But otherwise exactly the same. Britney was reportedly intrigued by the idea of a “concentration camp,” but she’ll probably be really sad when she finds out what it is.
*Dear Hollywood: If you made half as many time traveling Nazi movies as you did zombie movies, the world would be a better place.