Brooklyn Decker Is In The Worst Predicament

Life must be pretty fantastic for 24-year old supermodel and Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover model Brooklyn Decker, what with her marriage to America’s most above average male tennis player, Andy Roddick, and her blossoming acting career. Last year, Decker was easily the best part of Adam Sandler’s Just Go With It, in which she played a very attractive girl who was inexplicably attracted to a balding schlub almost 30 years her superior.

But this industry is about opening doors, and Just Go With It blew… them wide open for Decker. In fact, this year she’s appearing in two films that are expected to be blockbusters. First, she stars alongside Elizabeth Banks, Cameron Diaz and Jennifer Lopez in the rom-com What to Expect When You’re Expecting. Then she’ll ditch the giggles for her serious face, as she joins Liam Neeson and Rihanna (wait, what?) in the intergalactic action thriller, Battleship.

So what’s the problem? They both open on the same day! *cues Yakety Sax*

Decker Tweeted the above image of her dilemma yesterday, and I immediately felt her pain. Which film should she encourage her fans to go see on opening day? It’s a very important question, because I only have enough chains for one door.

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