BRUCE WILLIS TO BECOME EXPENDABLE

08.17.09 8 years ago 19 Comments

  See this tie?  I could kill you with this tie.

It’s not just a Rumer*. Yet another action star has signed on to The Expendables.  So far the film features Sylvester Stallone (also directing), Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Eric Roberts, Terry Crews, Mickey Rourke, Randy Couture, *deep breath* Steve Austin, and Arnold Schwarzenegger, among others.  Now add Bruce Willis.  MTV reports:

“I don’t know anything about [my character] yet, haven’t seen any pages yet,” Willis explained. “But I’m excited about it.”

Willis confirmed to us that the scene will involved himself, Arnold and Sly together on camera. “That’s the concept,” he said with a grin. “That’s the plan.”

OMG! OMG! *jumping around waving frantically*  I’m so excited!  *chokes out an eagle*  Eeeeeeeeeeee! *punts a baby deer into traffic*  Eeeeeeeeeeee! *rapes a jaguarundi*  Eeeeeeeeeeee! *puts in DVD of Perfect Stranger* . . .

Meh.  I’m over it.

~ robopanda

* ha cha cha cha

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