(“WHERE CAN I BUY ZEESS MAGAZINE?”)
Because it’s such a hip and relevant periodical, Interview magazine recently did a fashion spread featuring 13-year-old Chloe Moretz (Hit-Girl in Kick-Ass), 10-year-old Kiernan Shipka (Sally Draper in Mad Men), and 15-year-old Nicola Peltz (Avatar, The Last Airbender). Very young girls made up like sexy, provocative fashion models, pretty clever, right? I’m very uncomfortable right now, I think it must be because this shoot is so cutting edge. Let’s ask the youngest one what she thinks about it:
“Well, I love Chanel– I think they have some amazing pieces. I love Burberry. But my favorite is probably Papo d’Anjo. They have amazing dresses for kids my age.”
Ha, Papo d’Anjo, I thought the same thing when I was 10. But tell us, what are your thoughts on sippy cups? Right now I’m really into the Pokémon print. Orange dinosaurs are so passé, wouldn’t you agree?
Anyway, I think it’s a really neat photoshoot. Although next time they do one, they should talk to me about it, because I have a few ideas. I was thinking one of them could have pigtails and be sucking on a big lollipop. Or how about if we drape a python over her shoulders and shoot her bent over the hood of a really fast car? I think that would be very avant-garde. What’s that? Oh don’t worry about her. She’s only crying because of how much she wants to be a star. Such a little professional.