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02.09.11 16 Comments

Today someone sent me a link to BadgetotheBone, the official site of Scout’s Honor: Badge to the Bone, a direct-to-DVD movie starring Chris Kattan and Fred Willard that promises to be the dumbest comedy of all time — “seriously, we mean it. This is the dumbest comedy of all time.”

Guys, guys, the product speaks for itself.  Also included in this email was the loop clip you see above of Chris Kattan doing one of the strangest line readings I’ve ever seen or heard.  I can’t.  Stop watching this.  I’ve watched it about 10 times now, and it inexplicably gets funnier every time.  I think it’s because it raises so many questions: Did he practice that line flub?  Could that be possible?  Was it accidental?  They just left it in the movie like that?  Whose idea was this?  Why am I covered sow’s blood?  Who summoned this demon?

This is worse than when Danger made that Natalie Portman loop that had me grinding my teeth in time to her laugh for like three days.  I think I’ve lost my mind.  I’ve included the full trailer below, but trust me when I say that it will bring you no closer to understanding. THERE IS NO CONTEXT.

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Thanks to a pox on Matt for sending this

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Vince Mancini is a writer, comedian, and podcaster. A graduate of Columbia’s non-fiction MFA program, his work has appeared on FilmDrunk, the UPROXX network, the Portland Mercury, the East Bay Express, and all over his mom’s refrigerator.

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