Crabwalkin’: A 5-Second Film Starring Patton Oswalt

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07.06.11 20 Comments

Here’s a five-second film called “Crabwalkin'” starring my favorite actor/comedian/person, Patton Oswalt. Expertly shot, beautifully acted, and breathtakingly self-explanatory, it should be required viewing for all aspiring film students.  Watch this, friend, and you may know suspense.

Yes, crabs walk sideways, but Patton is playing a BIZARRO-EARTH MUTANT SIDEWAYS CRAB, OBVIOUSLY.

[many thanks to our friends at 5SecondFilms]

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Vince Mancini is a writer, comedian, and podcaster. A graduate of Columbia’s non-fiction MFA program, his work has appeared on FilmDrunk, the UPROXX network, the Portland Mercury, the East Bay Express, and all over his mom’s refrigerator.

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