CRAP RULES CRAP-DOMINATED MARKET

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03.10.08 31 Comments

10,000 B.C. had the number one B.O. this weekend, grossing $35.7 million, which was only slightly lower than most analysts’ estimates.  By comparison, 300 took in $71 million on the same weekend last year.  Advantage: things that don’t suck.

Meanwhile, Semi Pro fell 62% on its second weekend with $5.8 million, and Martin Lawrence’s College Road Trip made $14.5 million.  "That’s so Raven!" said industry analysts.

In any case, none of the movies out right now are remotely interesting, and my time would be better spent planning a tea party with my Bruce Greenwood-inspired RealDoll than discussing any of them.  Sitting near a busy intersection this weekend was obviously more interesting than watching movies.

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Vince Mancini is a writer, comedian, and podcaster. A graduate of Columbia’s non-fiction MFA program, his work has appeared on FilmDrunk, the UPROXX network, the Portland Mercury, the East Bay Express, and all over his mom’s refrigerator.

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