DAILY CIRCLE JERK: HAPPY HORSE EDITION

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08.25.09 6 Comments

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Facebook screengrab: Nobody Likes Aimee. |thehighdefinite|

Clip from Patton Oswalt’s new set, “My Weakness Is Strong. ” |WarmingGlow|

A&E has a new reality series: Steven Seagal: Lawman.  I can’t believe they picked this up instead of the series I was pitching to them, Tony Jaa: Elephant Puncher. |ScreenJunkies|

If you liked Turtle Rape Shoe you’ll love Tortoise Phone Sex with Olivia Munn. |G4|

13 of the Fastest MMA Knockouts Ever |InGameNow|

A five page photo gallery of cleavage, if that’s your thing. |Gunaxin|

Photo gallery of people getting punched in the face, if that’s your thing. |Uncoached|

The 12 Worst Fantasy First-Round Picks Ever.  The best fantasy first-round pick?  Dock Ellis on LSD. |OpenSports|

~ robopanda

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When not writing for Uproxx, Caleb likes to volunteer at the legless cat shelter and photoshop the Babadook into all of his family photos. He once resolved the question “To be or not to be?” through the clever use of General Semantics. Your mom thinks you could be more like him if you only applied yourself.

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