DAILY CIRCLE JERK: POLE-DANCING BEAR EDITION

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08.16.09 4 Comments

 

Daily Circle Jerk Links:

  • Picture Gallery: 25 Awesome Jerry-Rigs |HolyTaco|
  • Let me sum up this clip.  Clark Duke asks what keeps the doctor away.  Olivia Munn yells “pulling out”.  And . . . scene. |G4|
  • Bronson Arroyo’s publicist’s head just exploded. |OpenSports|
  • Golden Girls tattoos are kind of a thing. |WarmingGlow|
  • Quentin Tarantino pre-screened Inglourious Basterds at a Holocaust Museum, reports Heeb Magazine.  Wait.  There’s a Heeb Magazine?  Where has this been all my life? |Heeb|
  • Your mom’s house on google maps. |Reddit|
  • Joaquin Phoenix rap generator.  For a second there I thought it said, “Joaquin Phoenix rapes a generator”, which wouldn’t surprise me at this point. |Atom|
  • This turtle is magical.  Let’s drink its bath water. |YouTube|

~ robopanda [Thanks to ohhaveyouseenthis for the video]

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When not writing for Uproxx, Caleb likes to volunteer at the legless cat shelter and photoshop the Babadook into all of his family photos. He once resolved the question “To be or not to be?” through the clever use of General Semantics. Your mom thinks you could be more like him if you only applied yourself.

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