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10.20.08 17 Comments

David Fincher, director of Fight Club and the upcoming Curious Case of Benjamin Button (trailer) directed this recent commercial for Nike.  “Fate” tells the story of LaDainian Tomlinson and Troy Polamalu side by side as they grow, from boys on the schoolyard into modern day gladiators, whose destinies will collide on the gridiron! GRR, THIS. IS. FOOTBALL!
**throws baby through plate glass window**

I like to imagine that same epic opera music in the background when I’m impersonating Jason Statham describing the dump he just took, or photoshopping Nic Cage onto a horse dick.  This is what I was destined for!  OMG, everything’s so important!

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Vince Mancini is a writer, comedian, and podcaster. A graduate of Columbia’s non-fiction MFA program, his work has appeared on FilmDrunk, the UPROXX network, the Portland Mercury, the East Bay Express, and all over his mom’s refrigerator.

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