11.13.09 8 years ago 11 Comments

Million Dollar Baby in five seconds is one of the best movies in five seconds I’ve seen.  I’ve watched it like six times now.  I could never get past the “well you didn’t win” part at the end.  Duh, of course she would’ve won, the other bitch would’ve been disqualified.  Anyone who’s even heard of boxing should know that.  [Thatguywiththeglasses via holytaco]

DCJ Links:

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