This is the trailer for London Boulevard, the directorial debut of Departed screenwriter William Monahan (who also wrote Body of Lies and Kingdom of Heaven) starring Colin Farrell and Keira Knightley. Between the Clash soundtrack and the fancy typography, it certainly looks Guy Ritchie-y. I miss Colin Farrell’s Irish accent, which makes every line at least 50% funnier, but I was onboard until the money line:
“If I fell in love with you, what would you do about it?”
Ray Winstone is in this too, but after that exchange, I couldn’t help picturing every character as Autofellatio Walrus.