DEPP DISCUSSES HIS ROLE AS TRANNY GINGER MADONNA

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02.10.10 51 Comments

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Looking at that headline, I now realize having both “tranny” and “Madonna” is a bit redundant.  Mee-ow!  That’s right, boys, this pussy has claws.  Anyway, Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland has a new featurette focusing on Johnny Depp’s character, the Mad Hatter.  In between the cool footage, we get to see Johnny Depp looking bored as he’s forced to describe his character as if it’s a real person, as actors always are in these dumb things.  Not that I blame him.  Also, wouldn’t it be cooler if the Mad Hatter wasn’t mad as in crazy from the Mercury poisoning, but just irrationally pissed off all the time?  Just full of impotent, blue-collar rage?  AGGHHHH, I F*CKING HATE MAKING HATS!   *punts Cheshire Cat in the face*

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Vince Mancini is a writer, comedian, and podcaster. A graduate of Columbia’s non-fiction MFA program, his work has appeared on FilmDrunk, the UPROXX network, the Portland Mercury, the East Bay Express, and all over his mom’s refrigerator.

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