Here’s the latest poster from Tarantino’s (we all know this is a Tarantino movie now, right? I can stop saying that?) Inglourious Basterds, featuring Diane Kruger, who plays Bridget von Hammersmark in the movie.
I don’t know about this ‘Diane Kruger is a Basterd’ business. Girls are bitches, c-nts, sluts, skanks, whores, and queef layers, but not bastards. Dudes are bastards. Bastards, a-holes, douchebags, c-nts, twats, dipsh-ts, sh-tforbrainses, numbnuts, asswipes, dickholes, dickwipes, poopsmears, f-cknuts, fartknockers, sh-tsniffers, d-cklickers, and spunk monkeys. That’s the way it is and that’s how it shall stay, so sayeth the lord. Unless… Were they trying to imply that Diane Kruger is a dude? …Yeah, I can kind of see it now. It’s in the chin.