DISASTER MOVIE PROOF OF TERRORIST VICTORY

The official poster for Disaster Movie (trailer here) has hit the web, and what a surprise!  It’s just a bunch of pop-culture references hastily slapped together!  I bet no one saw that coming!

My favorite part is the midget Indiana Jones.  Damn, these guys are clever.  But… wait, where have I seen that before?  Oh that’s right, UWE BOLL DID IT.  YOU STOLE FROM UWE BOLL.  I hope you’re happy Seltzer/Friedberg, because literally everyone else in the entire world wishes you were dead.

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