Director demands that you watch his indie sci-fi trailer

After the jump, I’ve got the trailer for the indie sci-fi flick Space Geography. But before I get to that, a little explanation of how I came upon it. In running this site, I get sent a lot of trailers for indie movies. I wish I could post all of them, but the truth is, on any given day I have about four times the amount of content that I can feasibly write about, and if I highlighted every indie film someone sent me, the site would quickly turn into a site just about indie films that people hadn’t heard of, and then people would probably stop coming to my site, and then our advertisers would drop out, and I wouldn’t make any money, and pretty soon I’d have to go get a real job, and trust me on this, you don’t want me trying to hold a regular job. I’ve done it before, and it’s just bad for society. I feel bad about not posting a lot of these, but I can’t respond to them all. Every once in a while, a person who’s sent me two or three emails without a response gets very angry about it, and I can’t say that I blame them. In fact, I kind of respect their honesty. The following is one such email.

I SENT A BUNCH OF EMAIL TO YOU ABOUT MY FILM “SPACE GEOGRAPHY” BUT YOU IGNORE ALL THEM! WHY? HOWW DO I GET YOU TO REPORT ON MY FILM?? I AM THE “LITTLE GUY” IN THE FILM WORLD. I AM STRUGGLING TO GET MY F*CKIN MOVIE FINISHED WHILE BIG-MONEY CORPORATE STUDIOS MAKE THEIR WONDER STORIES AND ALL THE MOVIES LIKE STAR TREK ETC.

I HAVE SMALL BUDGET FOR FILM. I HAVE SMALL BUDGET FOR MY SPECIAL EFFECTS. I WILL FINISH THIS AND YES! I WILL TAKE IT AS FAR TO THE TOP AS I CAN. WHAT DO I HAVE TO LOSE?? NOTHING!!

PLEASE ANSWER MY F*CKING MAIL. I NEED MORE PEOPLE TO SEE MY TRAILER! YOU HELP ME!

I LIVE IN MINNEAPOLIS AND THE FILM COMMUNITY SUCKS HERE. NO HELP FROM ANY OF THE AMATURE PIECES OF SH*T, AND THEY MAKE TERRIBLE MOVIES.

MY MOVIE IS A SCI-FI EPIC WITH ROMANCE, THRILLS, AVCTION, AND HORROR. I HAVE MANY TALENTED PEOPLE WORKING AND SWEATING OVER THIS, TALENTED ANIMATORS, CAMERA, EDIT, ALL THE

YOU HAVE TO WATCH MY TRAILER, POST STORY ABOUT IT, AND HELP ME OUT. I WAS KICKED OUT OF FACEBOOK, TURNED DOWN BY IMDB -I DON’T NEED THEIR CRAP! ALL GARBAGE TO ME. I AM DOING THIS ON MY OWN AND I WANT TO BE ON YOUR WEBSITE.

PUT MY TRAILER ON YOUR WEBSITE AND I WILL GIVE YOU CREDIT IN MY MOVIE

SOUND FAIR??

Long story short, I like the cut of this guy’s jib, so I’m posting the trailer below. I would like my credit to be GUY WHO RUN F*CKING WWEBSITE!!!

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