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04.02.09 21 Comments

Sony execs at the Showest convention in Las Vegas confirmed that Men in Black 3 is in “active development.”  Said producer Walter Parkes in September…

“The challenge is getting the script right and finding a time when our busy stars are available,” he said. “But everyone, including Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones, wants to do another.”

Yeah, well, actors are idiots, so no one cares what they want. We’d make ten sequels to all their movies and shoot them all in Hawaii if it were up to them. Will Smith is Hollywood’s most bankable star so they’ll basically greenlight anything Will-Smith related.  Unfortunately he hasn’t been funny since he started hanging out with Tom Cruise and became a secret scientologist.  But Men in Black is about aliens, so maybe this one could be a documentary. Remember the bug in the first one who was using Vincent D’Onofrio’s skin as a disguise? Maybe this one could be about Thetans, the alien spirits who hide inside bitches who cry too much.

[theplaylist also has a bit more info on the project]

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Vince Mancini is a writer, comedian, and podcaster. A graduate of Columbia’s non-fiction MFA program, his work has appeared on FilmDrunk, the UPROXX network, the Portland Mercury, the East Bay Express, and all over his mom’s refrigerator.

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