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02.04.09 30 Comments

Step 1: Decide to make a sequel to Donnie Darko, regardless of involvement of any original cast or crew

Step 2: Secure services of actor who played Donnie Darko’s younger sister, Samantha, a tertiary character. Name sequel s.Darko.  Using only sound effects and footage from the first movie, construct trailer for sequel.

Step 3: Profit?

(it’s not so much a sequel, more like an afterbirth)

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Vince Mancini is a writer, comedian, and podcaster. A graduate of Columbia’s non-fiction MFA program, his work has appeared on FilmDrunk, the UPROXX network, the Portland Mercury, the East Bay Express, and all over his mom’s refrigerator.

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