‘Dragon Tattoo’ poster has nipples in it. Girl nipples.

The red-band trailer for David Fincher’s The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo “leaked” online the other day, with many speculating that this was some viral marketing effort by Sony. Still no word on that, but now we’ve got an official trailer, which you can watch below. It’s basically the same as the other one, with some quick shots cut to Karen O. (of the Yeah Yeah Yeahs) and Trent Reznor’s cover of “Immigrant Song,” only with less sideboob this time (BOO!).

More importantly, there’s a new poster featuring ROONEY MARA’S TOPLESS BOOBS NIPSLIP LESBIAN KITTEN TORTURE GOOGLE.  Phew, sorry about that.  It seems I’ve come down with a case of the search-term Tourette’s. ROONEY MARA NAKED! PUPPY WIGS! KARDASHIAN SEX TAPE!  Check out the stuff below while I get this looked at. CAKE FARTS! LEMON PARTY! BILLY BUSH!

Based on Stieg Larsson’s posthumously published crime thriller trilogy [THRILLOGY??], The Millennium Series.  The book describes the mystery surrounding the long-unsolved disappearance of an heiress. A journalist recently dinged by a libel case and a young female hacker try to resolve it, stirring up bundles of personal and industrial corruption along the way. [TrailerAddict]

Here’s the trailer.  The NSFW-ish poster is on the next page, though it’s not nearly as NSFW as I’d like.

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