“Eat sh*t and die” always struck me as a weird insult. Eating sh*t and dying are both bad things to happen to a person, but I’m not sure how they’re related. It’s like telling someone “smell farts and get cancer.” But like many insults and idioms, its lack of logic hasn’t diminished its popularity, as you can see in this latest “eat sh*t and die” supercut from our friend Oliver Noble and Ben Craw. What better way to celebrate 9/11? Er, remember 9/11. Sorry, I’m still not sure how this works. I’m going to sing some Toby Keith and practice looking solemn, just to be on the safe side.