EW, YOU GOT LYME DISEASE ON MY PERIOD PIECE

Perhaps I’ve misjudged you, Catholicism.

After the jump, watch the trailer for Lymelife, an indie flick from writers Derick and Steven Martini, directed by Derick Martini, with a score by Steven Martini and his band, The Spaceship Martini.  …Moving on… It’s currently is making the festival rounds, next playing at the Gen Art Festival in April, and stars Alec Baldwin, Timothy Hutton, Kieran Culkin, and Rory Culkin, who up until now I didn’t even know existed (and frankly I think I was better off).  I know it’s suppposed to be a heartwarming period piece and all that, but I think if I’d seen this when I was in high school and had to watch a Culkin getting laid I would’ve gone Columbine all over everyone’s ass.

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