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10.21.08 28 Comments

Oh sheet, ése, they’re bout to throw chingasos. Ten bucks on el gato sério.

That 70’s Show’s Wilmer Valderrama stars in this brand new red-band trailer for Crash 2: Eclectic Pukaloo Days of Wrath, set in the hot simmering intense racial boiling pot gangland cauldron fart that is Los Angeles.

The plot: Some Mexicans shoot an Asian chick while stealing a black guy’s shiny car! I wonder if the whiteys will say racist things and the Jews will act neurotic and the Koreans will open grocery stores that take money out of the black community! OMG, the racial problems so complex!  Can’t we all just get along? 

Coming soon to a theater new you, probably owned by a greasy dego wop who grabs his balls a lot.

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Vince Mancini is a writer, comedian, and podcaster. A graduate of Columbia’s non-fiction MFA program, his work has appeared on FilmDrunk, the UPROXX network, the Portland Mercury, the East Bay Express, and all over his mom’s refrigerator.

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