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If you’re not familiar with the concept of “crush” videos, they’re porn created for a certain brand of fetishist who get off on hot girls stomping on small animals. I’d like to think Danny Masterson is into them, don’t ask me why. In any case, two Florida fetish models recently pleaded not guilty to animal cruelty charges in connection with a series of crush and barnyard porn videos they made for a website that… you know what? A website whose name I’m not going to mention. I’ll take a pass on that Google traffic, since we’ve already got “Florida Barnyard Porn.”
Stephanie Hird, 29, [pictured] a South Florida native who lives in Arkansas, was arrested while trying to board a plane at Miami International Airport, police said. She was charged with five felony counts of cruelty to animals.
Her arrest comes less than two weeks after authorities charged another model, Sara Zamora, 28, with eight felony counts of animal cruelty for allegedly decapitating chickens and beating rabbits as part of an animal torture sex fetish video, a story first reported by The Miami Herald.
Both pleaded not guilty this week. The videos were reportedly produced by Adam Redford, a man whom multiple news reports identify as, I shit you not, “a local fishing boat captain.”
Hird is alleged to have crushed live fish with “her hands and feet,” according to an arrest warrant filed in court. “The fish struggle and gasp while slowly being crushed to death on an ice cooler. Ms. Stephanie Hird exposes her crotch area and talks to the fish about the killing while they are being crushed.”
On the plus side, I think Aquaman just found his arch nemesis.
Last year, deputies arrested Redford for a rabbit-killing video filmed on his Estero property. The Naples Daily News this week reported that in the video, a woman – at point-blank range – shoots two tied-down rabbits with an air rifle. The bleeding bunnies squealed and squirmed before dying of their wounds.
In Lee County court documents, Hird was named as the woman who shot the rabbits, though she was never charged.
In the Miami-Dade case, Hird is also accused of attacking rats, according to an arrest warrant filed by prosecutor Jason Pizzo and Detective Mario Fernandez.
The model is also alleged to have shot a rat repeatedly while the animal is “in obvious pain.” According to the warrant, she then sets fire to a pile of the mortally wounded animals.
In Zamora’s case, gropes a man’s genitals with her left hand while “repeatedly cutting a chicken’s neck using hedge clippers with her right.” In others, she posed “in a sexy outfit” after hacking off the head of another screaming bird, or she beat chickens to death with a wooden stick. She also karate-chopped the necks of several rabbits as they howled in pain, police said, then admitted to killing them. [MiamiHerald]
And here I thought “choking the chicken” was just an expression. I also never realized that rabbits could “howl,” but I’ll take their word for it because that sounds horrifying.
Hird, incidentally, had previously appeared in a segment of TLC’s Strange Sex, about giant fetishists.
I’ll leave it up to you to decide what’s more a hallmark of a crumbling civilization, that a fishing boat captain has taken to filming models killing small animals to make ends meet, or that there’s a television channel called “The Learning Channel” that airs shows about child beauty pageants and fetish porn.
See, that’s why we don’t let focus groups decide course curriculum. Except in Florida, probably.

Poultry Pounding.
Did someone say “torture porn”!? Oh, wrong kind, nevermind.
ps – some people are really fucking weird.
@Al, hit me up on FB. I got you.
What the fuck is wrong with people?
“Giant Fetishists” could mean a few different delightful things.
But you won’t review Enemy. Eat a dick. Manc… hey, I kid, I kid.
Also, I hate using Google to search Filmdrunk. Punch someone for me.
For the uninitiated, Enemy opens with smush before it gets weird. Two thumbs up or wherever you want to put them.
My parents had chickens for years, and the routine way to slaughter them was old-fashioned chopping block plus axe. I woulda done that in a bikini if I knew there were that many freaks prepared to pay to watch. I’d call it Barnyard Porn Lite. No torture, but the end result is the same. Give me your money.
Hopefully somebody got several key chains from the rabbit video.
Somewhere in Hollywood, James Franco is kicking himself for going with the Seth Rogen nude paintings as his next project. Now he missed his window.
You’re supposed to spank the monkey, not beat it to death.
Strange the most disturbing thing here is “a South Florida native who lives in Arkansas”. The girl needs help.
A friend of mine tells me that Stephanie is also known as Megan Jones, who is pretty dang hot but makes way too many weird pornos that you could easily find on xvideos.com.
Or so he says.
Still preferable to Blue Crush.
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You’d think instead of decapitating chickens they’d just choke ’em instead.
I know where the corner is, thank you.
This story is less disturbing than the one about TMZ getting as many Emmy nominations as The Wire
Maybe it’s because the farm I grew up on was pretty boring but I’m perfectly content watching chicks with chicks and/or chicks with cocks.
I can’t believe there are women who would do this. Crush my self-esteem, my hopes, my dreams, yes, but crushing live fish? That’s cold.
And very slippery
Meh, fish smish. What about the bunnies? They rank way higher on my animal importance scale. You know, because they are cute?
My god WTF is wrong with people?
Just realized someone above posted the exact same thing. Non-sociopathic minds think alike, I guess.
When I first heard about this story I thought it had something to do with Santería, given the headless chickens that you sometimes find in Hiealeah.
This is much worse.
I prefer animals to be (a) slaughtered humanely, (b) by other people, (c) where I can’t see or hear it, and (d) then be wrapped nicely in plastic and sent to the grocery store where I can purchase their dead flesh to eat.
I’ll get my sexual thrills the normal way, watching cake fart videos.
Full disclosure: I have never watched a cake fart video.
Prude.
Verbal again. Damn.
Would love to have 10 minutes alone with these freaks and a hammer.
Kinky
So is there any indication as to the defendants’ strategy? Is the non-guilty plea just to give time to hammer out a plea deal or are they making a defense based on facts or law or some sort of constitutional claim. I have to imagine claiming “that wasn’t me killing those animals on tape” is not going to go very far unless there is some sort of crush film stunt double, which must be the most depressing job on Earth.
a sincere ‘thank you’ for this.
nationwide felony counts for animal cruelty is wonderful I just hope the sentences fit the bill.
it’s not like these people were looking for work through the usual channels after all.