This is not the first time I’ve posted a clip from Hard Ticket to Hawaii, and so far I’ve learned a few things. First, I’ve learned that I must possess this film. Second, bazookas are very versatile. Today’s clip involves a woman with very large breasts being menaced by a large python with fangs, as pythons are wont to have. She shoots it in the mouth with a pistol, but it’s still alive. So her boyfriend, Lieutenant Tank Top, bursts through the wall on a motorcycle and shoots it with a bazooka. Which blows the snake’s head clean off, as bazookas are wont to do. It’s basically every keg party I went to in the 80s.
Just as a true story aside here, when we were in college, a friend of mine had a pet python which was quite large (no homo). One night he was drinking with friends and one thing led to another, yadda yadda yadda he blacked out and when he woke up, discovered that he’d cut it in half with a kitchen knife. The moral of the story: drugs are bad, mmm’kay? Though that would make a really exciting anti drug commercial. “My anti-drug? Kitchens full of decapitated snakes.”
-Thanks Stone Soup