MAX PAYNE WANTS YOU TO CUT YOURSELF

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08.29.08 32 Comments

The full trailer for Max Payne hit the web last night, and except for a horribly miscast Mila Kunis, dare I say, it actually looks kind of cool. Their newfangled slo-mo technique looks purdy neat. Although between the demons and dragons and 15-year-old goth chick music, it does seem like they’re trying a bit hard. Like if they’d really gotten their way it’d be called Maxxxx Paaain.

Just for fun, here’s Marky Mark the Masturbating Cat again.

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