THE SUCKIEST POSTER THAT EVER SUCKED

Man.  I’ve seen a lot of crappy movie posters in my day, but even aside from the impressive collection of floating bodies and jagoff clichés in this new G.I. Joe poster, I don’t think I’ve ever seen a poster designer stoop to photoshopping sunglasses on someone’s face.  Ever wonder how stuff like this happens?  I bet it went down a little something like this:

Original design:

“Hmm.  I like it, but… do you think it’s… cool enough?”

“Perfect.”

(Get it?  The llamas are a metaphor)

[poster source = movieweb, and for all your llama saddling needs, check out Northern Colorado Llama Saddles]

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