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02.22.08 50 Comments

JFX online has these latest pictures from G.I. Joe, the upcoming movie adaptation from director Stephen “I Deserve to be Homeless” Sommers.  At left, Channing Tatum channels Ford Fairlane as Duke.  Above right, Sienna "Shittsburgh" Miller tries to forget what movie she’s in as Baronness.  And if everyone’s getting an aristocrat name, I think Sommers should be Count Suckula, or Earl Turdpeddler.

I liked Sienna Miller better in whatever movie this was. 

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Vince Mancini is a writer, comedian, and podcaster. A graduate of Columbia’s non-fiction MFA program, his work has appeared on FilmDrunk, the UPROXX network, the Portland Mercury, the East Bay Express, and all over his mom’s refrigerator.

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