We’re less than a month away from the G.I. Joe release and the promotion machine is kicking into high gear, probably hoping to squeeze every last dollar out of opening weekend before the inevitable 70% second-weekend drop. The picture above is from a batch of publicity stills that have been going around. Funny how you can tell a movie’s going to suck from a single frame. I see Dennis Quaid’s wearing his blue camo, in case of a sea assault, or maybe green would’ve clashed with his hat. And am I seeing little shiny things on his uniform? What are those, military-grade rhinestones? Ooh, look out! There’s a Borg behind you! And he’s got… a vest and a turtleneck!
G.I. JOE STILL LOOKS REALLY CRAPPY