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04.14.08 53 Comments

According to the Boston Globe, supermodel Gisele Bündchen is being considered for the female lead in the fourth Austin Powers movie and has already been given the script. 

Having previously appeared in bit parts in The Devil Wears Prada and Taxi, the 27-year-old Brazilian and 16th richest woman in the world makes up for her lack of acting experience with pert breasts and an ass many have described as "boner-worthy". 

As for the movie, a year ago Mike Myers said the next Austin Powers would be done entirely from Dr. Evil’s point of view, but he was probably just being hilariously irreverent. 

The franchise has already given us a morbidly obese Scotsman and a Dutchman with psoriasis – from what kooky nationality/disease combo will the laughs come this time?  A harelipped Eskimo??  A Dominican with a foot fetish??  No please, don’t tell me, I don’t think my sides can take more groundbreaking humor.

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Vince Mancini is a writer, comedian, and podcaster. A graduate of Columbia’s non-fiction MFA program, his work has appeared on FilmDrunk, the UPROXX network, the Portland Mercury, the East Bay Express, and all over his mom’s refrigerator.

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