(“I want a sandwich this big.”)
Guillermo Del Toro is so busy collecting paychecks from ten different projects that I can hardly keep track. According to IMDB, he currently has eight projects in development, seven that he produced currently in post production, plus writing and directing two Hobbit movies, not to mention that vampire book he co-wrote for some reason. He’s so busy that now he’s handing off projects to his ‘proteges,’ like this remake of Don’t be Afraid of the Dark, which is good because I’m sure the public absolutely couldn’t wait for this gem.
Guy Pearce is in final negotiations and Bailee Madison is set to star with Katie Holmes in “Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark,” Miramax’s supernatural thriller being directed by Guillermo del Toro protege Troy Nixey. “Dark” is based on a 1973 ABC telefilm about a young girl who moves in with her father and his girlfriend and discovers they are sharing the house with demonic creatures. Del Toro and Matthew Robbins wrote the script. [THR]
Yep, a TV movie about a haunted house. Does anyone remember that or care besides Guillermo Del Toro? It doesn’t matter, he liked it and now he gets to remake it. Welcome to the era of cinematic karaoke.