The new poster for Hitman has Agent 47 (Timothy Olyphant) sporting a shaved head and a gun he borrowed from T.I.
That’s right, silencers are this fall’s hottest accessory. I for one am all for them; it makes it easier to kill hookers without waking up grandma. But it also showcases another recent trend, sideboob.
I applaud the makers of Hitman for giving us real-life, flesh and blood sideboob, just like mom used to make. Unlike those A-holes behind Beowulf. If I wanted pixellated nipples, I’d play Grand Theft Auto or watch Tentacle Porn.