Gwyneth Paltrow Believes Emotions Can Affect The Physical Properties Of Things

Every once in a while, you’ll hear a celebrity who knows her talk about how Gwyneth Paltrow is such a sweet lady and they just can’t figure out why the dang ol’ internet is so darn mean to her! It’s a mystery!

May I present exhibit A (A-10037):

[Paltrow] endorsed the work of Japanese doctor Masuru Emoto, who has published several books on the theory that human consciousness can change the structure of water.

“I have long had Dr. Emoto’s coffee table book on how negativity changes the structure of water,” Paltrow wrote on her blog. “How the molecules behave differently depending on the words or music being expressed around it.”

I call it the “Miller Lite always tastes better when you’re rockin’ out to Skynyrd” theory. Like all my theories, I based it on a picture book I use as a coaster for my gin and tonics.

“I am fascinated by the growing science behind the energy of consciousness and its effects on matter,” Paltrow added.

Paltrow goes on to share the theories of Emoto through Dr. Habib Sadeghi in her newsletter. In his column, Sadeghi claims he “proved that energy generated by positive or negative words can actually change the physical structure of an object.”

If it didn’t how else could you explain the color on this mood ring!

Emoto, a Japanese entrepreneur, has been widely criticized for his theories, which violate basic laws of physics. [NewYorkDailyNews]

You don’t say.

Anyway, I would like to write more about this fascinating science, but every time I think about Gwyneth Paltrow my beer gets all foamy.

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