OMG – did you hear Christian Bale and Brandon Routh have both signed on for Justice League??
Jason Seigel will be making a 3D Superman vs. Spider-man movie to the big screen in 2012, directed by Bryan Singer and Sam Raimi and starring Jake Gyllenhaal and a computer generated Christopher Reeve??
Jake Gyllenhaal will be replacing Tobey Maguire in the next Spiderman movie??
Harrison Ford will return as Han Solo???
OMFG, but wait, it’s April Fool’s Day! Which one of these half-assed mundane rumors should I believe?? What’s real! What’s fake! AAAAAARRRGGHHH! My life is spiralling into ambiguity!