A couple of clips from Drillbit Taylor – written by Seth Rogen, produced by Judd Apatow, starring Owen Wilson – have made it to the intertubes. 

Opening this weekend, it appears to be about some kids who need a bodyguard to protect them because they all have stupid hair.  Eventually they hire Owen Wilson to come scare people with his cock-like nose. 

When I’m king, all high school kids will be played by 30-year-olds in costume.  I know it sounds rash, but child actors are the scourge of this nation. A couple more clips after the jump, if you’re into the whole mediocrity thing. 

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