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02.14.12 11 Comments

You guys! I just realized I almost went this entire day without putting up a special Valentine’s Day message. And that wouldn’t do, because this is a very important, very not made-up-for-retail-purposes holiday. So to you and yours, Happy Valentine’s Day from Drive. Show that special lady you care by stomping someone’s skull in an elevator. Chicks love that mushy stuff.

[thanks for the tip, Mike]

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Vince Mancini is a writer, comedian, and podcaster. A graduate of Columbia’s non-fiction MFA program, his work has appeared on FilmDrunk, the UPROXX network, the Portland Mercury, the East Bay Express, and all over his mom’s refrigerator.

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