I THINK I JUST PISSED MY PANTSUIT

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02.25.09 48 Comments

This clip comes from a movie called Hard Ticket to Hawaii, which I can only imagine was directed by Nachos the Cross-Eyed Cat.  There are a lot of things that make this clip great:

  • Handstand skateboard riding
  • The phrase, “That guy must be smoking some heavy doobies,
  • Dude rocking the elusive French braid side ponytail
  • Pickup truck made out of a chopped rice box
  • Badly dubbed sound
  • Guy shooting a ROCKET LAUNCHER at a BLOW UP DOLL
  • THE BLOW UP DOLL EXPLODES – AND IT’S FILLED WITH FIRE

This clip makes me want to be a better man.  The same film also has another scene that includes frisbee tricks and the exchange:
“Hey, Colleen!  You’ve got a great ass.”
“So do you, pilgrim.”
I’m buying this movie right now. And after that, well, let’s just say there’s a cube that needs gleaming.

[hat tip: HolyTaco]

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