After the jump I’ve got the new trailer for Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. I’m sure it will be really good if you’re really stoned, but I can’t risk seeing it in case any of these f-ckers are there. I can’t go back to prison, man, I just can’t.
Holy shit, did you see me quaffle that snootch with a buck knife? I just couldn’t help myself.
(UPDATE: Joke probably makes a lot more sense now that it includes the link being referenced)
I know this guy plays quidditch.
[thanks to Lancealot for the tip]