There’s no way I could sum this up better than commenter BK when I showed this to her, “One ring to rule the mall.” |via Regretsy|
MORNING LINKS
Meme Watch: The Resurrection of Guido Jesus |UPROXX|
Fun with the New Two and a Half Men Ads |Warming Glow|
In Case You’re Wondering, Michael Jordan Is Still Michael Jordan |With Leather|
Joe Johnston Wants to Make a Boba Fett Movie? |Gamma Squad|
Beyonce Covers Complex, Says Jay-Z Fathered Generations |Smoking Section|
Justin Timberlake and Jimmy Fallon perform the history of rap part 2. |TheDailyWhat|
Here’s Rebecca Black’s new music video. Not as catchy as the other one, sadly. |Videogum|
Coco Ice wore a bikini, and looks tastefully restrained as always. |TheSuperficial|
Classic car commercials for classically crappy cars. |HolyTaco|
And elsewhere, in Lone Ranger casting news… |ScreenJunkies|
The 10 Best Fake Talk Shows |Topless Robot|
7 Actresses Who Seem to Go Out of Their Way to Be Topless |Unreality|
The 15 Best Minor “Break Bad” Characters, Ranked By Crazy |Buzzfeed|
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