HEATHER GRAHAM IS A GREAT NIPPLES

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06.11.09 25 Comments

Er, I mean boobs.  I mean actress.  Anyway, here’s Heather Graham at the Hangover premiere in England proving that the quickest way to a man’s heart is through his giant boner.  Because the color of her dress really brings out her eyes (she has eyes, right?).

I’d be pissed if I was the director.  There’s no way anyone within a 15-seat radius of Heather Graham paid any attention to the movie.  That’s like being the groomsman at a wedding and just hanging your balls out of your zipper during the ceremony.  Except sexier.  If that’s possible.

[via BWE]

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Vince Mancini is a writer, comedian, and podcaster. A graduate of Columbia’s non-fiction MFA program, his work has appeared on FilmDrunk, the UPROXX network, the Portland Mercury, the East Bay Express, and all over his mom’s refrigerator.

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