Or it might be the cover of a Christian pop band’s new album. But I’m pretty sure that this is the first cast photo for Michael Bay’s oh-so-necessary Transformers 4: Age of Extinction, which stars Mark Wahlberg as an A-list actor who willingly replaced Shia LeBeouf so he could go make an artsy porn comedy. Wait, no. Sorry, it’s the story of an automobile mechanic named Cade who must protect his teenage daughter from the Decepticons when he accidentally discovers something that brings about the robot apocalypse.
Of course, the Autobots will come to Cade’s rescue and he’ll grow to accept his daughter’s desire to wear cutoff jean shorts that make her ass look hungry for denim, or else this simply wouldn’t be yet another Michael Bay masterpiece.