HILARY DUFF WANTS TO BLOW YOU UP

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05.16.08 42 Comments

Most disappointing headline ever?  Yes.  Most disappointing headline ever.  After the jump is a clip from political satire War, Inc. brought to you by John Cusack. The movie is about oh who cares it’s got Hilary Duff dancing sexily.  OWOOOOGA!

By the way, the word "sexily" is fun to say.  If you say it too many times, either the police arrest you or people think you’re talking about a new cereal.  Whole grain Sexily™, new from Kashi.  Chock full o’ nuts.RoboPanda

[Video courtesy of MTV]

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Vince Mancini is a writer, comedian, and podcaster. A graduate of Columbia’s non-fiction MFA program, his work has appeared on FilmDrunk, the UPROXX network, the Portland Mercury, the East Bay Express, and all over his mom’s refrigerator.

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