Believe it or not, this is NOT an artist’s representation of what a lady feels like after she’s received my lovin’. In fact that would be kind of the opposite of this. No, this is actually a promo photo from Hisss, a movie based on the Eastern myth of the snake woman. It was directed by Jennifer Lynch, who, shockingly, is David Lynch’s daughter. It doesn’t have a release date yet, but you can watch the trailer and read the longest effing movie synopsis I’ve ever seen over at RopeOfSilicon. In related news, I’ve heard your mother is quite the snake woman.