I see Iron Man 3 tonight, fully prepared for Shane Black to explode my balls out my asshole with hand rockets, while Robert Downey Jr. melts my face off with the heat generated by his powerful hip thrusts (preferably as he looks at the camera and shouts “I’M ROBERT DOWNEY!”). But that doesn’t mean I’m going to forget Iron Man 2, the The Hobbit of Marvel movies, in which nothing much transpired except money leaving my wallet (well, not my wallet, I don’t pay for these things anymore). Though Mickey Rourke did have a parrot, which was worth at least a third of full-priced admission.
Here, the boys from ScreenJunkies, with the help of their Laotian power bottom, Frito, provide us with the “honest trailer for Iron Man 2,” the necessary check on your too-high expectations for Iron Man 3.
“Suit up, for the feature-length version of the Nick Fury bonus scene from the end of the first Iron Man.”
Nailed it.
Though if Iron Man 3 could borrow one thing from Iron Man 2…