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09.09.08 48 Comments

Max Payne producer Scott Faye recently told kotaku.com that he’s interested in bringing video game character Duke Nukem (seen here holding Lara Croft’s boobs) to the big screen.

“I’m working diligently at making a Duke Nukem movie scenario that will live up to the character and its import in the videogame world,” said Faye talking to Kotaku.com. “As is the case with all of my game adaptations, I’d rather not make the movie than make a poor adaptation.”

Well as long as it’s as good as Doom or Tomb Raider!  Honestly, if you’re excited about this idea, you’ve probably never seen a movie before.

Semi-related: Duke Nukem is a first-person game, so when they talk about the “character”, isn’t the character, like… me?  Dude, this movie’s gonna be so f*cking meta…

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