As we’ve learned, all horror movies are either about a haunted house or a creepy kid. After the jump, I’ve got the trailer for House at the End of the Street. Try to guess what that one’s about! Trick question! It’s about a house being haunted BY a creepy kid. But it does have Jennifer Lawrence all tarted up and stuffed into a dirty wifebeater, so there’s that. If I was 13 and didn’t have access to stump porn, I tell ya, this moving picture would be the bee’s knees.
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