'IRON MAN' TRAILER

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09.10.07 23 Comments

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Apple's got the new Iron Man trailer (pick your preferred size with the links above).  But don't be distracted, Monday's still the best day to kill yourself.

I'm usually a hater when it comes to comic book movies, mainly because for every X Men 2, there are like four Elektras.  But add Robert Downey Jr (he's like Robert Downey all over again!) and I'm with you 100%.  Because Robert Downey Jr. does heroin, and heroin is cool.   

But really, Gwyneth Paltrow?  I can't wait for her next tearful awards show speech.  Your parents were famous and Steven Spielberg is your godfather. Yeah, bitch, I'm sure it's been a real tough climb.

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Vince Mancini is a writer, comedian, and podcaster. A graduate of Columbia’s non-fiction MFA program, his work has appeared on FilmDrunk, the UPROXX network, the Portland Mercury, the East Bay Express, and all over his mom’s refrigerator.

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