Apple's got the new Iron Man trailer (pick your preferred size with the links above). But don't be distracted, Monday's still the best day to kill yourself.
I'm usually a hater when it comes to comic book movies, mainly because for every X Men 2, there are like four Elektras. But add Robert Downey Jr (he's like Robert Downey all over again!) and I'm with you 100%. Because Robert Downey Jr. does heroin, and heroin is cool.
But really, Gwyneth Paltrow? I can't wait for her next tearful awards show speech. Your parents were famous and Steven Spielberg is your godfather. Yeah, bitch, I'm sure it's been a real tough climb.