In honor of it being "Super Tuesday" and all, I thought I’d post a hilariously relevant clip from one of my favorite movies, Election.
Sadly, all I could find was this comparison of Hillary Clinton and Tracy Flick. Gold star for your clever observation, guys!
Cleverness is cool and all, but you know what’s better? Lighting farts. I voted "lighting farts" on my write-in ballot, because it just felt like the right thing to do.