JACKIE CHAN AND JET LI MAKE A CRAPPY MOVIE

There was a lot of excitement surrounding The Forbidden Kingdom when it was learned that it would star both Jackie Chan and Jet Li.  Now that the trailer has hit the web… not so much.

Based on the Chinese legend of the monkey king, revolves around an American teenager [from South Boston] who discovers the king’s legendary stick weapon [Ed. Note: hee hee!] in a pawn shop. He is transported back in time to ancient China, where he joins a crew of warriors fighting to free the imprisoned king. [YouTube]

Let’s see if I can sum this up in the fewest words possible. 

Oh my Gawd, I’m in friggin Chiner ova heah. This is wicked queah, I was just tryin’ da go out fer a slice a pizzer and now dere’s fackin’ Kung Fu guyz everywheres?  Dis is so retahded. Somebody put on da Sawx game.  Aw crap, I can’t watch the fackin’ Sawx cuz I’m in fackin’ ancient Chiner!   

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