A while back it was announced that the plot of Peter Berg’s Battleship movie (based on the Battleship board game, natch) would involve battleships vs. alien battleships (“C4.” “You sunk my alien!”). Not to be outdone, the Japanese recently released this trailer for Space Battleship Yamato, which is exactly like it sounds. It’s only thirty seconds long and all in Japanese, but I think I can sum it up in this one shot:
Frankly, I’d be surprised if he didn’t turn to the camera and try to sell me fish sticks. Made from baby whales slaughtered in front of their families, of course.