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08.20.07 15 Comments

Jason Biggs and Lizzy Caplan (the goth chick from Mean Girls) have joined the cast of Bachelor No. 2, a Dane Cook vehicle.  

The story centers on Tank (Cook), a master at seducing — and offending — women who is a professional Bachelor No. 2. When guys get dumped, they hire Tank to take their ex-girlfriends out on the worst date of their lives — an experience so horrible it sends them running gratefully back to their beaus. So when Tank's best friend, Dustin (Biggs), is dumped by his new girlfriend (Hudson), Tank naturally offers to help out and soon finds himself torn between his loyalty to Dustin and the desire to be Bachelor No. 1.

Uh, isn't this the exact same plot as Good Luck Chuck?  Not to mention they stole the nickname from Old School?  Also, Dane Cook playing a guy name 'Tank'?  I think Dane Cook should play a guy named 'Cody'.  That sounds much more like an annoying, hyperactive tool name. 

On another note, have you heard that 'Aiden' has become one of the most popular names for boys, mainly because of Sex and the City?  Good lord, if my name was Aiden, I'd get it changed to 'Fuck', just to spite my vacuous whore of a mother. 


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